A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
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Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?A: The four...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...
Skunks
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Is This Jimmy Hoffa
A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room...
a mean looking woman
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