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Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
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Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
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Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
Truly stupid people 02
Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
I did all of that?
|After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse...