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yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...
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That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
Disorder in Court
From a little book called “Disorder in the Court”. These are things that people...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
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Space shuttle mission to the Moon
There’s a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman...
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?lick-a-lot-a-pusSent by rob