Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...