I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
The bus crash.
Kenny Rogers and his entourage are aboard their tour bus on their way to...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
How do you make a butterfly
|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a...
The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
Definition of a Wife!
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
A Blonde Question.
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said,...