Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
Even More Blonde Q and A
Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY ABOUT BLONDE JOKES? A: She said they were...
Sports entrance exam
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Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Take her apart!
A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be...
irish … light bulb joke
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold...