Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...
Error codes in Windows
|WinErr 001: Windows loaded – System in danger WinErr 002: No Error – Yet...
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Real opcodes
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Canadian driving!
How to identify a Canadian driver:1. – One hand on wheel, one hand on...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Who’s In Charge
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500...