Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life?
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life? Figuring out which...
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Are You Really Sure?
|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Yankee Doodle history
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men
A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive...