Far East
Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At...
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Looking For Jean Paul
Two Poles, Markowski and Krachevski go to France on a pleasure trip. They meet...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
The Dump List
The Perfect Dump – Every once in a while, each of us experiences a...