Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE...
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi
|An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get...
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...