An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
There were two people having sex in a car…
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy...
Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme!
Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates…INSTRUCTIONSAnaesthetise...