Looking to buy
|A man walks into a shop. “You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
George W – College Days
George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Tell what happened
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Like GST
Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST — Goods and Services Tax nowin...
A drunk Irisihman falls
|O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...