Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...
Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...
Why Divorce Now?
After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Signs Of The 2000′s
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they...