The Brewnette (Blonde’s Revenge)
What is black, blue, red, and brown?A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde...
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
what is the difference between a man..
What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...