Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....