Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
Chinese Proverbs
Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...