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Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
No Irish Lawyers?
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The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...
Playgirl Rejection Letter
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Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
That is ONE!
A middle aged rancher in pioneer days of old, had growen tired of working...
Dimple and Flat Forehead
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