Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Mysterious picture
After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Dumb,eh?
A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night…
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night and after a peaceful game...