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Great news for Bill Gates
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Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...