You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
Finding perfect men
|At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
Bath Time.
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....