Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Golf lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like...
The massage!
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...