How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Tell Me
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Floppy disk care
|By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. Never leave...
Farm jokes 05
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone...
Hair Growth
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his…
For three years, the young attorney had been taking hisbrief vacations at this country...