May I speak to the conductor
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You might be a redneck if… highschool
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The results of the X-ray
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Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
Be afraid if you annoy this husband
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Smart CEO
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO...
Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
The story of the bats
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