Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
Safe Blonde
has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...