Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
Solving Bat Problem
Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next…
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a...
Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...
The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!