The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
What’s in a name anyway.
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami....
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
A wife was berating her husband…
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying,...
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided…
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.He was a...
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
A caring husband
A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...