Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
A passenger announcement.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six,...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather than women?
Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men ratherthan women? A. Because...
I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
Men vs. Women
Men vs. Women Men and women are not alike. Sure, you thought you already...
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...