Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side…
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
Massive ball of hair
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...