A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
The Six-pack!
Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie....
Amicable old lady
“Dear Reyer School, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your...
Who owns the cows?
|After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his...
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
Iraqi tv-guide
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of...
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...