What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...
Room Service
This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in...
Bring riches with you
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...