Don’t Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner…
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner “Mom& Pop” grocery...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
The Y2K Blonde!
Blonde secretary’s memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.