Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...
Laws Of Work
The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10%...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college…
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...