Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
A young lady had just visited her doctor…
A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she...
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
The Cruise
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week...
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...