Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity
Great first parent
|The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you...
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.