Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
Irish girl confesses sins
|The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
A Fish Story!
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...