Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?Ha..ha… your dad’s a...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!