Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Real Police Stories.
The following are actual incidents reported…#1A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for...
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations…
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations against President Clinton. It...
Doctor, Doctor
One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.”Doctor, Doctor I’m having these awlful...
Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Think YOU are having a bad day? . . .
THINK YOU’RE HAVING A BAD DAY…. check it out these actual cases.Fire authorities in...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!