A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
In the croakroom!
|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin...
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
Out of the Greek Myths
The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...