A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?
Did you hear about the Polish Navy’s tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned...
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his…
For three years, the young attorney had been taking hisbrief vacations at this country...