Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
Virgin
A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding.”Father,...
Rabbits Ph.D. Thesis
Rabbit’s Ph.D. Thesis: A Parable for Graduate StudentsScene: It’s a fine sunny day in...
Kidnappers caught him
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague…
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to...
What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue…
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from...
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.