Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to...
Steal from this family
|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been...
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at…
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...