Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
Blondes and Beer In Hell
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Just doing his job!
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the...
How to Hunt Elephants — VP Style
How to Hunt Elephants — VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to...
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...