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Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
The Shoplifter…
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The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
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My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night…
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