Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
Lawyer’s club
|A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal...
Proffessional Terms II
I can’t help but wonder sometimes though why lovemaking is almost always referred to...
The Perfect Day – Him and Her
The Perfect Day – Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5...
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
Too much thinking…
Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...