The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
The Wish…..
There was this boy that lived with his mother.One night the boy woke up...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
A couple have not been getting along for years…
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,”I’ll buy...
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college…
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on...
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
An economist’s speech
|The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation...