Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
What do Arabs do on saturday night?
What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
Which of the following lines will do a better job…
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has...