Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
All the strange names
|One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
Ever Wonder?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish sandwich...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...