Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...
White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...
Forrest Gump goes to heaven…
Forest Gump Goes to Heaven…The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to...
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of...
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game…
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until...