Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
To Computer: Is there a God?
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months...
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
Why is 88 better than 69?
for you girls…Why is 88 better than 69?You get 8 twice.
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...