Murphy’s work laws
|MURPHY’S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
The Diagnosis!
There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion.She went to single...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...